A script my 7 yr old son wrote:

Kid History Ep.11

Once upon a time the Roberts liked football.  They met a greek who played football.  All the other countries in the world liked soccer.  The others tried to convince the Roberts and the Greek to play soccer.  They told them the best soccer ball was a gumball.  The Roberts and the Greek told them the football was a lemon.

Then they started World Sports War.  The Football people won, but one injury.  The greek got hit with a gumball soccerball.  The soccer people lost.  The football people kicked the soccer people in the butt. 

The End.