Some funnies: I was driving and G was in the passenger seat next to me. At a stop-light I pointed to the Ford Focus in front of us and said 'spoiler alert'. G looked and busted up laughing. (There was a huge spoiler on the car. I just don't get that) He said, "the difference between mom jokes and dad jokes is that mom jokes are funny!"

Some time after the littles had been put to bed I heard crying from their room. I went in and found T sitting up in bed, crying. When I asked what was wrong he replied he'd hurt his mouth. I was almost afraid to ask how he'd hurt his mouth when he was supposed to be sleeping, but I asked anyway. He told me he was biting the side of his wooden bunk-bed and his teeth had slipped and he'd knocked his gums against the railing. 😳 If you're wondering why he was biting the side of his bed, it's because the CD they were listening to was glitchy, and apparently that's what he does every time the CD is glitchy. I cleaned the CD and restarted it and Abe started crying. I just looked at him and said, "You poked your eye with your baby didn't you?" The answer was yes.

This is also the kid who pulled his hood over his face as he was leaving a room and walked right into the wall. My children haven't figured out how to work their bodies yet.🤦